FISTFUL OF VENGEANCE 2022, R, 94 mins. Iko Uwais as Kai Jin / Lewis Tan as Lu Xin Lee / Jason Tobin as William Pan / Katrina Grey as Interpol Agent / Rhatha Phongam as Ku An Qi / Juju Chan as Zan Hui / Pearl Thusi as Zama / Lawrence Kao as Tommy Wah Directed by Roel Reiné / Written by Cameron Litvack and Yalun Tu |
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ORIGINAL FILM I don't consider myself a super hero by any definition, but I saw FISTFUL OF VENGEANCE so you never have to...and I don't think that I should ever have to convince you of my bravery in the future. This new Netflix
produced martial arts supernatural fantasy is a standalone movie sequel to
the TV series WU ASSASSINS, which was also produced by the streaming giant and
ended its short run by failing to tie up loose ends as well as offering up
more than a bit of larger franchise bait.
According to one of the film's stars Lawrence Kao: "You don't
necessarily have to watch the first season to understand what's going
on." Hmmmmm...I'll
directly challenge that by saying that if audience members are unfamiliar with
its antecedent series then they will be thoroughly and hopelessly lost
within FISTFUL OF VENGEANCE's first several minutes of lighting quick
expositional dumps...or they might be bored senseless, as I surely was.
For me (even with my cursory understanding of WU ASSASSINS), I
found this film to be like a systematically awful and borderline
unwatchable 90 minute music video that's masquerading as an action movie. This film
(again, if I can even call it that) brings back most of the cast of WU
ASSASSINS (Koa, Lewis Tan, and Iko Uwais), but their characters come off
as blandly interchangeable within the first few minutes of being introduced to
uninitiated viewers here. FISTFUL
OF VENGEANCE almost has no first act whatsoever in
the manner it hastily and clumsily thrusts us into the thick of things
with these characters, and sometimes this works in films when they don't
over explain themselves too much, but here it's almost information
overload. Tommy (Kao) serves as the ringmaster, so to speak, early on by
establishing the universe particulars: He has two super power BFFs in
Kai Jin (Uwais) and Lu Xin (Ran), with Kai in particular having the
martial arts might of a thousand monks (I'm left wondering what the
average martial art gusto of just one monk is, but never mind).
This trio has made a pilgrimage to Thailand is search of the
persons responsible for the murder of Tommy's sister.
We do get to see Kai and Lu show off their gravity defying kung fu
chops in an opening sequence set in a garish nightclub that strained my
eyes and gave me a quick migraine.
Anyhoo', the lads
have discovered an ancient MacGuffin material from the Bangkok night club
after kicking some jiangshis (vampires) ass.
They eventually cross paths with a duplicitous minded entrepreneur
named William Pan (Jason Tobin), who conveniently has the power to stop
time (but not the Netflix stream that contains this movie).
Pan has some Intel on a mega crime boss named Ku An Qi (Yayaying
Rhatha Phongam), but you just know that something is definitely up with
Pan from the moment he's introduced.
Complicating the lives of the main three heroes is Tommy hooking up
with a sprightly local guide, Preeya (Francesca Corney), not to mention
that Lu has some on-again, off-again sexual tension with the beautiful, but
lethal Interpol Agent Zama (Pearl Thusi), who looks less like an Interpol
Agent and more like a runway model that just stumbled on to the set of
this film. At this stage I
was so pathetically indifferent about everything and everyone in FISTFUL
OF VENGEANCE that I started wondering how long it would take before we get
some shoehorned in soap opera inspired sex scenes between these parties.
Don't worry, we do get nudity and sex here, but it's so hilariously
over-choreographed, amateurishly staged and lacking in any eroticism that
you want to reach out to the screen and check the pulses of the actors to
make sure that they are indeed alive.
Moments like this are born for the sarcastic personas of MYSTERY SCIENCE
THEATER 3000 to openly mock in the future. I don't watch
martial arts fantasies for nudity and sex scenes, mind you (although I'm not
against gratuitous usage of both to wake me up out of pathetic apathy),
nor do I seek them out for solid character dynamics.
But to say that there's very little, if any, tangible chemistry
between any of these leads is the grandest of understatements.
There are definitely attempts by the makers here to make FISTFUL OF
VENGEANCE hard edged and earn a very hard R rating (f-bombs, bloodletting, and bare asses
and chests galore here), but these efforts seem desperate, at best.
The corny beyond belief dialogue that these poor actors are
subjected to are a cringe inducing slog to sit through when it's not a
pure test of will to survive all of the world building explanations
on display here. I guess what
we're ultimately left with in FISTFUL OF VENGEANCE is its look and its
action/stunts, but why - oh why! - is this film so ugly looking?
Director Roel
Reiné seems to paint every single scene in the film with
the most garish color filters that makes sequences look like some sort of
perverse acid trip from hell. This
becomes something that's simply hard to look at.
As for the
martial arts mayhem contained within?
Individual fight sequences (peppered with liberal amounts of kung
fu and super powers) ranges from bone crunchingly serviceable to
frustratingly ill conceived and lacking in coherence and symmetry.
Reine has this nasty habit of hyper over-editing just about
every fisticuff moment in the film, whether it be utilizing dizzying
camera angles or shifting perspectives, incoherent spatial relationships,
hideous CGI, or an obsessive compulsive usage of bombastic pop tunes
blaring on the soundtrack that would have been better served being
completely omitted in every instance here.
That's not to say that none of these scenes work: FISTFUL OF VENGEANCE
contains a few standout moments here and there to appropriately wet the
appetites of die hard chopsockey fans that demand their stars use
everything in their arsenal (whether it be their fists, feet, guns,
knives, swords, machetes, cars, etc.) to gain artery spewing victory over
one another. The violence is
appropriately on point here, to be fair, but it's all brutality without
much visual wit or imagination. If
the JOHN WICK films represent the upper
echelon of the qualitative action genre spectrum, then FISTFUL OF VENGEANCE
disappointingly occupies the opposite lower hemisphere, digs a hole into
the ground, and sticks its head in it.
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