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A HAUNTING IN VENICE 

(PG-13)  jjj1/2

Call off the police...Hercule Poirot is on the case!

"After death comes…nothing."  So says Kenneth Branagh's heavily mustached and even more heavily Belgian-accented detective Hercule Poirot during one particularly tense exchange with a medium in A HAUNTING IN VENICE, the third in the actor/director's trilogy of films based on Agatha Christie's celebrated whodunit murder/mystery novels.  "I don't believe in psychics," he later bemoans... 

Posted September 23, 2023

THE LITTLE MERMAID (PG) jj

 I don't want to be a part of this world

Disney has come under considerable fire - and very rightfully so - for their cash-grabbing and creatively lazy attempts to milk their iconic animated film catalogue and remake them into live action iterations.  It has been a pretty never-ending cycle over the last few years, and one that I find cynical and desperate.  That's not to say that I haven't liked some of these remakes (I enjoyed Kenneth Branagh's opulent CINDERELLA redo and thought that David Lowery's PETE'S DRAGON significantly improved upon the original)...

Posted September 23, 2023

THE ADULTS (R)  jj1/2

It's arrested development...

I can certainly see what Dustin Guy Defa's THE ADULTS was trying to do and say, but what I was left wondering when I finished my screening was whether or not the overall film worked on at its intended levels.  Some of the core ideas at play here are young adults struggling to find ways to be open and honest in their communication with one another within a fragile family unit, so they employ unique outlets to do so.  On some levels, THE ADULTS is a fairly sharp portrait of family dysfunction... 

Posted September 23, 2023

THE EQUALIZER 3 (R)  jj1/2

Threequelized

Midway through THE EQUALIZER 3 - the third and reportedly last film in this action thriller series based loosely on the 1980s TV series of the same name - we witness ex-CIA agent and assassin Robert McCall (Denzel Washington) having a confrontation with some Italian mobsters that are terrorizing patrons in restaurant.  Never mind the hows and the whys, just know that McCall is confronting mafia scum.... 

Posted September 14, 2023

NO HARD FEELINGS (R) jjj

A different kind of hunger games

There's a moment during the new comedy NO HARD FEELINGS that made me both gasp in shock and uncontrollably laugh.  It involves star Jennifer Lawrence in what would easily be considered a thanklessly committed performance. Her character is skinny dipping in a nearby lake with her much younger date and soon discovers that some rowdy troublemaking teens start mocking them while confiscating their clothes...

Posted September 14, 2023

GRAN TURISMO (PG-13) jjj

This ain't no game

GRAN TURISMO traverses down some of the most overused underdog sports movie clichés that are out there.  There's the young, misunderstood, but gifted outcast that struggles to gain acceptance, even within his own family unit.  There's the bitter and older mentor coach figure that begrudgingly takes in this protégée.  There's the hot-headed, thoroughly talented, and potentially unstoppable opponent that the underdog must conquer...

Posted September 5, 2023

YOU HURT MY FEELINGS

(R) jjj

Couples therapy...the hard way

Writer/director Nicole Holofcener's YOU HURT MY FEELINGS centers on one fundamental conundrum that just about any married person can relate to: Is it okay to lie to your spouse if it means sparing their feelings?  We're not talking a gross relationship ending lie, like one involving infidelity, for example. We're talking about the seemingly innocuous little white lies that are told to our significant others in order to spare them any personal embarrassment or sense of failure...

Posted September 5, 2023

BLUE BEETLE (PG-13) jjj

A super hero bug's life

Just before I screened BLUE BEETLE - the 14th installment (well...maybe...more in a bit) of the DC Extended Universe, I checked out Netflix's HEART OF STONE.  My main issue with that Gal Gadot spy thriller vehicle was that it seemed like it was lazily pilfering from the genre playbook and offered up a greatest hits package of well worn and overused troupes.  I felt the exact same way as I exited BLUE BEETLE.  Here's a super hero origin film that feels like so many countless others that we have received over the years...

Posted August 23, 2023

HEART OF STONE

(PG-13) jj

A less than rock solid MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE clone

NETFLIX's HEART OF STONE is the kind of film that feels like it was hastily cobbled together by writers that simply stapled dozens upon dozens of genre clichés on the wall and then proceeded to randomly throw darts at them to see what they could include.  It's clear that the makers here were attempting to do two things...

Posted August 23, 2023

THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER (R) jjj1/2

A creature feature with a different kind of bite

I perhaps don't have enough fingers and toes to count the number of films featuring Dracula that have come out in my lifetime.  Bram Stoker's 19th Century literary creation has seen so many cinematic permutations that it leaves each new one coming out in an unenviable position to either up the ante or find a new fresh prerogative for the material. We received a heavily comedic (and novel) take earlier this year in RENFIELD (which showcased the iconic bloodsucker, but was told from his minion's perspective)...

Posted August 23, 2023

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM (PG) jjj1/2

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team

The new Nickelodeon produced computer animated film TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM is one of the late summer film season's most refreshing surprises.  It also just might be the best TMNT movie ever made.  That might not entirely be saying much, seeing as this 1980s Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird comic book creation (that later spawned a massive toyline and animated series) has not had the most consistent of runs on the silver screen...

Posted August 17, 2023

TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS (PG-13) j1/2

Fall of the franchise

I found myself asking way, way too many questions during my patience testing screening of TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS.  Let me give you some examples.  There's an Autobot named Stratosphere that comes in the form of a hopelessly broken down World War II cargo plane.  Based on the world building provided by the last TRANSFORMERS outing (2018's not great, but step in the right direction BUMBLEBEE), this extraterrestrial and shape-shifting machine intelligence has been on Earth for less than a decade...

Posted August 17, 2023

THE BEANIE BUBBLE

(R) jjj

A crazy story of one of the craziest of crazes

There is something about the 2023 film year that has featured a shocking number of period-specific films that have been about consumer products, in one form or another.  The best of the bunch would easily be Ben Affleck's AIR, which dealt with a then struggling Nike desperately trying to nab one of the biggest rookie clients of all time and build a shoe brand around him.  The second best was the recently released BLACKBERRY, which honed in on the spectacular rise and dreadful fall of an early pioneer of smart phone tech...

Posted August 17, 2023

BARBIE (PG-13) jjj1/2

C'mon Robbie, let's go party!

BARBIE is a real cinematic curveball that's thrown at audiences.  Going into it, I was fully expecting yet another cynical-minded attempt of brand extension to the silver screen to peddle toys to the masses.  And the Barbie line from Mattel is, no doubt about it, an iconic fashion doll and toy empire unlike just about any other that emerged in the 20th Century, meaning that it would only be a matter of time before someone attempted a live action film iteration of it.  What's ultimately astounding about director Greta Gerwig's BABRIE is the manner it defies nearly all expectations...

Posted August 5, 2023

OPPENHEIMER (R) jjjj

American Prometheus

Very few films use close-ups as powerfully as Christopher Nolan's OPPENHEIMER.  There's one shot in particular that seems to linger on J. Robert Oppenheimer (Cillian Murphy) for what seems like an unsettling eternity as it slowly dollies in.  We see a man who's simultaneously ravaged by unending guilt and despair for the future of humanity.  He's helpless.  He knows that his overseeing of the construction of the world's first atomic bomb will not have a peaceful ending...

Posted August 5, 2023

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - 

DEAD RECKONING: PART 1 

(PG-13) jjj

This series has not self destructed seven films in...

Your mission - if you choose to accept it - is to acknowledge that MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE just might be the finest movie franchise in history and that star Tom Cruise is easily the most fanatically committed showman working in the industry.  I don't think that this is a hyperbolic proposition. Ever since it started way, way back in 1996 with the Brian De Palma directed series introductory chapter (based, many forget, on the classic TV series of the same name)...

Posted July 26, 2023

KANDAHAR (R) jj

A deja vu Gerard Butler action thriller

KANDAHAR has a few things going against it.  Firstly, it wants to have its cake and eat it too in terms of yearning to simultaneously be a thrilling Gerard Butler action film vehicle and a sobering take on modern war and America's dicey involvement in foreign countries.  Secondly, the film is shockingly similar to the much better and recently released GUY RITCHIE'S THE COVENANT, which also explored an American military man and his relationship with a foreign translator...

Posted July 26, 2023

THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE 

(PG) j1/2

Mamma mia...this movie needs a firmware update!

It's odd that the word movie is in the title of THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE.  This is barely a movie.  This is more of a 90-plus minute nostalgia-baiting commercial ad to peddle a well cherished brand.  Of course, I'm talking about Nintendo's iconic mascot in Mario, who began so modestly as a creation by Japanese game designer Shigeru Miyamoto in the early 80s and has exploded into seemingly every facet of the media world over the last four decades...

Posted July 21, 2023

THE POPE'S EXORCIST (R) jjj

The power of Christ compels Crowe

The new supernatural horror thriller THE POPE'S EXORCIST is loosely (and I'm guessing ever so loosely) based on the real life exploits of Father Gabriele Amorth, who was the chief exorcist for the Vatican and, yes, the Pope himself.  Taken from two books penned by the Father, THE POPE'S EXORCIST delves into his devil cleansing exploits in the 1980s, which gained him a fair amount of recognition and publicity.  It has been said that he has done tens of thousands of exorcisms.  Okay, then.  Sure.  I'll bite...

Posted July 21, 2023

INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY (PG-13) jj

Raiders of the continental drifts

"A few times in my life, I've seen things," says the raspy-voiced and nearly 80-years-old Indiana Jones at one key and humorous point in INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY.  "I drank the blood of Kali...I've been tortured with voodoo...I've been shot nine times!"  He boasts this to his partner while scaling a very steep rock wall in search of a specific piece of antiquity at a time in his life when he should be in a retirement home.  I would also add that he drank from the cup that Jesus Christ used during the Last Supper and even had a close encounter with interdimensional beings...

Posted July 13, 2023

BIG GEORGE FOREMAN

(PG-13) jj

A sports biopic of small returns

George Foreman's career made so many bizarre twists and turns that I doubt even the craziest Hollywood script doctors could have dreamt them up.  Just consider this: He went from an impoverished childhood to a boxing wanna-be to 1968 Olympic Gold medallist in lightning fast ascension.  He then scored a shocking 1973 second round knock-out of then undefeated and seemingly unbeatable heavyweight champion Joe Fraizer.  At the top of his form, Foreman lost his championship to Muhammad Ali in the legendary "Rumble in the Jungle" in 1974...

Posted July 13, 2023

GUY RITCHIE'S THE COVENANT 

(R) jjj1/2

Men of honor on both sides of the fence

If it wasn't for the fact that his name is in the title, I would have been hard pressed to know that director Guy Ritchie was the man behind - to quote its full title - GUY RITCHIE'S THE COVENANT.  I mean that as a sincere compliment. Ritchie's recent resume has been a mixed bag affair.  For every well oiled WRATH OF MAN and THE GENTLEMEN there have been hopelessly misguided efforts like his live action ALADDIN remake for Disney or - more recently - his easily forgettable espionage thriller OPERATION FORTUNE: RUSE DE GUERRE (yeah...who would remember that title?)...

Posted July 4, 2023

BLACKBERRY (R) jjj1/2

How even the mightiest can fall

Back in the day, I absolutely loved my BlackBerry Torch.  It was my first smart phone.  I thought it was the coolest thing since sliced bread.  It had that large screen that you could flip up with your finger to reveal a physical keyboard underneath.  And those clickable tactile buttons!  I dug those the most.  For a person that made a relatively late transition into smart phones, I thought this device was a game changer.  The power of a computer in my pocket.  At the time, I honestly thought nothing could top it.  Annnnnnnd then I got my first iPhone...and I never picked up a BlackBerry again...

Posted July 4, 2023

THE FLASH (PG-13) jjj

Barry Allen and the multiverse of madness

THE FLASH has its roots deeply embedded in The Butterfly Effect, which refers to the idea that a butterfly flapping its wings in one part of the world might create changes in the atmosphere that could drastically alter severe weather patterns in another location.  In short: tiny and localized changes can have far-reaching implications.  In this 13th installment of the DCEU, Barry Allen (Ezra Miller) realizes that being the fastest man on the planet has granted him the ability to run so fast that he can travel back in time...

Posted June 28, 2023

EXTRACTION 2

(R) jjj

Raking in a high body count...again!

Netflix's EXTRACTION 2 features the new adventures of Tyler Rake (what an amazingly preposterous name), the ex-special forces soldier with the Australian Army that later became a mercenary for hire that very much appeared to be dead at the end of the 2020 franchise introductory installment.  But - wouldn't ya know it? - he did manage to survive the hellish ordeal of his last mission and engages in a very Rocky Balboa-esque training montage to hilariously recover very quickly from his near fatal wounds in order to take his next dangerous assignment..

Posted June 28, 2023

A GOOD PERSON (R) jjj1/2

How to lose friends and alienate people

Zach Braff has had a disappointingly inconsistent career behind the camera, to say the least.  His 2004 cult hit GARDEN STATE was such an auspicious filmmaking debut and one that spoke to me so much that I put it on my list of that year's Ten Best Films.  I thought the possibilities were fairly limitless for Braff, but it would take a decade before he would make another film, which came in the form of the very publicly crowdfunded WISH I WERE HERE, which regrettably didn't capture his rookie film's novelty and was a largely missed opportunity...

Posted June 24, 2023

MASTER GARDENER (R) jjjj

Schrader's impeccably landscaped drama

It's safe to say that the 76-year-old Paul Schrader has been on one of the best rolls of his directorial career.  As a screenwriter, he's arguably among the finest in his craft, having penned two of the greatest films of all time in Martin Scorsese's TAXI DRIVER and RAGING BULL, but he's often overlooked for this work behind the camera as well.  One thematic element that seems to coalesce through many of his films is that of doomed men that are trying - via various unique means - to find some sort of personal salvation...

Posted June 24, 2023

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (PG)  jjj1/2

With great universe hopping power comes great universe hopping responsibility

Even though I liked 2018's SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE, I honestly wasn’t as completely enamored with it as most, seeing as it sometimes distractingly bombarded audience members with too many fourth wall breaking self-aware gags for its own good that distracted from the whole.  However, I'll still wholeheartedly concede that (a) this Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, and Rodney Rothman directed animated film gave proper and due time to Miles Morales as the main Spidey protagonist, the first mixed-race super hero ever...

Posted June 16, 2023

CHAMPIONS (PG-13)  jj1/2

Hoop Dreams: The Farrelly version

I'll defend the Farrelly Brothers with respect to the fact that they have arguably done more for inclusiveness on their movie sets and productions for people with disabilities than anyone else in Hollywood.  Ever since 1996's uproarious KINGPIN (still their greatest comedy), this sibling filmmaking duo have gone out of their way to champion people with disabilities and putting them in their films in various forms in front of and behind the camera.  Everything from actors with spina bifida to wheelchair-bound performers to those with developmental and/or intellectual disabilities have shown up in bit roles, extras, and even supporting characters...

Posted June 16, 2023

FAST X (PG-13)  j1/2

Running on fumes as it crosses the series finish line

 

I cannot believe that we've made it to TEN (count 'em...TEN!!!) entries in the FAST AND FURIOUS series.  Where has the time gone?  It's almost unfathomable to think that this once simple, but effective POINT BREAK clone from 22 year years ago began so modestly as a tale of underground street racers and DVD player thieves.  Over the course of the last two decades, the exploits of Dominic Toretto and his "family" have seen crazy levels of unpredictable evolution, with each sequel - some great, some good, and some not so good - finding ways of upping the ante of ridiculous stunts and action set pieces...

 

Posted June 7, 2023

SISU (R)  jjj1/2

A Finnish gold prospecting inglorious basterd!

SISU - as its opening title cards reveal - is a nearly untranslatable word, but can be best identified as one that implies unbreakable determination.  This title is fitting.  SISU is one of the great blunt force trauma action pictures of recent memory, one that juicily mixes the real historical horrors of World War II with the action hero pictures of the 1980s with a sensationalistic B-movie sensibility.  It has a deceptively simple-minded, but efficiently told story...

Posted June 7, 2023

COCAINE BEAR (R)  j1/2

Failing to get high on its own supply

I checked my watch very early on at my screening of COCAINE BEAR.  I was barely 30 minutes into it and the thought (at the time) of making it through its next 65 minutes felt pretty daunting to me.  Then...I realized something profound:  I don't like cocaine.  I don't like bears.  I  don't like bears high on cocaine.  I didn't find bears high on cocaine to be funny.  I didn't find bears high on cocaine to be scary.  I'm just saying NO to COCAINE BEAR...

Posted May 29, 2023

PAINT (PG-13)  j

A not-so happy accident

If you go into PAINT (as I did) completely blind, then it would be easy to assume that this is some sort of biopic of public broadcasting art legend Bob Ross, who became a cult phenomenon for his soft spoken inspirational painting show that ran on PBS for many years up until his death in 1995.  His nationally syndicated THE JOY OF PAINTING (1983-1994) has recently been picked up by modern day streaming services to play it on permanent rewind for a whole new generation of Ross aficionados...

Posted May 29, 2023

THE MOTHER (R) jj

Hell hath no fury like a mama scorned

Blandness taints Netflix's new action thriller THE MOTHER...on multiple levels.  Just look at its title.  It's dull.  It doesn't inspire excitement.  Then look at its overall storyline (amazing, the product of not one, not two, but three writers) that travels down just about every obligatory revenge genre cliché imaginable.  Then consider how it's a somewhat lazy and uninspired hodgepodge of multiple other espionage/assassin franchises (and far better ones, at that)...

Posted May 25, 2023

STILL: A MICHAEL J FOX MOVIE (R) jjj1/2

The secret of my success

There's a moment in the sensational new Apple-produced documentary STILL: A MICHAEL J. FOX MOVIE that does an incredible job of encapsulating just what a good sport the actor is and what a wonderful self-deprecating sense of humor he possesses.  It involves a riotously funny clip from the series CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, which has the star playing himself opposite Larry David.  Fox hands over a bottle of soda to David, but when the latter opens it, the contents gush out and explode all over him...

Posted May 25, 2023

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY: 

VOLUME 3 (PG-13)  jjj

A trilogy closer mixtape worth exploring

Looking back, the very first GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY back in 2016 was a small-scale miracle. What writer/director James Gunn achieved was not easy.  He took a series of what would be best described as B or C-list Marvel Comics characters and somehow made their cinematic adventures work (and work marvelously) and, in the process, the resulting film became a box office bonanza.  To say that this first film was a huge gamble for the MCU is a huge understatement...

Posted May 16, 2023

SCREAM VI (R)  j1/2

Ghostface takes Manhattan

There's a current WGA strike occurring in Hollywood right now, which has led to some online chatter about the potential implementation of A.I. programs to finish work off that actual human writers started.  Yeah, I l know...that sounds utterly asinine.  How could an A.I. program capture the heart and soul of a person constructing a screenplay?  Beats me.  Then I watched SCREAM VI - yes...six! - and afterwards I noticed that it was written by James Vanderbuilt and Guy Busick (as well as being directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, who helmed the last SCREAM in 2022)...

Posted May 16, 2023

ARE YOU THERE, GOD? IT'S ME MARGARET. (PG-13)  jjjj

Something tells me that He's listening...

I'm often asked by many:  What makes any particular film greatThat's an inordinately difficult question to answer, but one metric - among many - that I've used over the years is that a great film has an ability to speak personally and deeply to me, even if I'm not the target demographic.  I thought about that all the way through writer/director Kelly Fremon Craig's ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME MARGARET, which is based, in turn, on Judy Blume's seminal 1970 novel of the same name...

Posted May 9, 2023

PETER PAN & WENDY 

(PG)  jj1/2

Another Disney live action remake that refuses to grow up

The thought of watching yet another live action adaptation of Walt Disney's 1953 animated film PETER PAN had very little appeal to me.  Firstly, there have been so many relative kicks to the can, so to speak, in terms of redos of the property, whether it be in Steven Spielberg's HOOK or - more recently and horrendously - Joe Wright's completely wrongheaded PAN.  Secondly, I could devote an entire article about how little I care for the House of Mouse's continual milking their animated film catalogue in order to rebrand them in "new" live action properties...

Posted May 9, 2023

JESUS REVOLUTION

(PG-13)  jj

A soft pedaled and sanitized historical drama that won't convert many

I often go into faith-based movies with a mostly defensive-minded posture, essentially because (a) I'm definitely not the target demographic and (b) most films of this ilk usually aren't made to the highest qualitative standards.  Having said that, I don't have to be the target audience for any film to like and/or appreciate it, especially if it goes beyond my expectations for said material.  JESUS REVOLUTION appealed to me primarily as a student of history, seeing as it delves into an evangelical Christian movement that began on the West Coast of the U.S. in the late 60s and early 70s...

Posted May 9, 2023

RENFIELD (R)  jjj

Cage: dead and loving it!

I'm quite positive that - for fans of Nicholas Cage's most gonzo performances - that the new horror-comedy RENFIELD had them with one simple proposition: Nic Cage...plays Count Dracula.  Consider me sold.  But...wait a tick...didn't the actor play a member of the undead before way, way back in 1988's extremely kooky, but deliriously entertaining VAMPIRE'S KISS?  Well, yes, but this time - several decades later - the Oscar-winner is playing the mother of all blood-suckers in Dracula himself...

Posted April 27, 2023

GHOSTED 

(PG-13) j

A romantic spy comedy best left ignored

Within the first three minutes of the new romantic spy comedy GHOSTED - an Apple Original Film -  one character is using Apple CarPlay and enjoying its hands-free features while commuting.  A minute-plus later and a different character is using Apple AirTags to find a missing item...via his iPhone.    This is the most Apple film that Apple has ever Appled.  Hyper aggressive and beyond obvious product placement in its early stages aside, there are an unending number of other problems with GHOSTED...

Posted April 27, 2023

80 FOR BRADY (PG-13)  j1/2

A sports comedy with laughs sacked out of it

I went into the new sports comedy 80 FOR BRADY with two competing mindsets.  First, I was like, wow, this film features a relative who's-who of legendary Hollywood actresses - Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Rita Moreno, and Sally Field.  The idea that they're all pooling their considerable talents together in a single movie for the first - and considering the stage of their respective careers, arguably the last - time is enticing, to say the least.  Secondly - and more distractingly - this film seems like one large piece of product placement for not only the NFL and New England Patriots, but also for its former multiple Super Bowl winning quarterback...

Posted April 27, 2023

AIR (R)  jjjj

Affleck shoots a nothing but net game winner

The new historical sports drama AIR - director Ben Affleck's fifth film and his first behind the camera since 2016's LIVE BY NIGHT - takes its name from the famous brand of Nike basketball shoes that were produced for Michael Jordan back in 1984.  Designed for the company by Peter Moore, Tinker Hatfield, and Bruce Kilgore, the first Air Jordans hit the market for consumers the following year, coming after Nike's courtship and signing of Jordan to a then unheard of five year, $2.5 million dollar marketing contract...

Posted April 20, 2023

OPERATION FORTUNE: 

RUSE DE GUERRE  (R) jj1/2

Mission: Mostly Possible

The somewhat oddly titled OPERATION FORTUNE: RUSE DE GUERRE (yeah, it doesn't exactly roll of the tongue, does it?) represents the fifth collaboration between director Guy Ritchie and star Jason Statham, who previously worked together on the terribly underrated heist thriller WRATH OF MAN (that film, alongside the very decent THE GENTLEMEN, represented a solid return to form for Ritchie after wallowing in Disney live action remake waters like ALADDIN and the bloated and forgettable KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD)...

Posted April 20, 2023

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS:

HONOR AMONG THIEVES 

(PG-13)  jjj

Rolling the dice and scoring decent damage

I'm old enough to remember playing DUNGEONS & DRAGONS when the Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson created tabletop role playing game was still in its relative infancy back in the early 80s.  It's pretty amazing to see how the game has evolved and attracted new generations of players in its near fifty-year history.  One of its cornerstones (in its various forms) is players creating and controlling their own characters and their respective destinies, not to mention that individual campaigns were further built upon by squads using their imaginations and sense of teamwork to overcome any foe or obstacle thrown in their paths...

Posted April 20, 2023

TETRIS 

(R) jjj

Brick for brick, an entertaining piece of gaming history

I know people that would never profess to be a gamer or know anything much about the larger gaming industry, but these same people have undoubtedly heard of and/or played Tetris.  It's a puzzle game of stark and addictive simplicity, one that can easily be picked up and started by seemingly anyone of any age group.  Created by software engineer Alexey Pajitnov in 1984, the game began from the humblest of beginnings before it took the larger world by storm...

Posted April 11, 2023

M3GAN (PG-13)   jj1/2

A mostly bland facsimile in the killer doll horror genre

M3GAN (not a typo) is the latest in the horror-thriller sub-genre involving (a) an A.I. infused robot that becomes self-aware and homicidal towards its human overlords and (b) a killer doll that's befriended by a child, leading to all sorts of thorny consequences.  It comes from Blumhouse with a co-story credit from James Wan (co-creator of the SAW, INSIDIOUS and THE CONJURING franchises) and seems largely inspired by the CHILD'S PLAY films to a large and sometimes distracting degree...

Posted April 11, 2023

JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4

(R)  jjj1/2

Your descent into hell ends here, Mr. Wick

In my review of the last JOHN WICK back in 2019, I lovingly referred to it in the grand tradition of what the late Roger Ebert coined as a magnificent "Bruised Forearm Movie," or the kind of movie "where your date is always grabbing your forearm in a viselike grip, as unbearable excitement unfolds on the screen."  I thought that JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3: PARABELLUM was one of the greatest Bruised Forearm Movies ever made, with its previous two series installments being highly worthy of said moniker as well...

Posted April 6, 2023

MISSING (PG-13)   jj

Don't let your mom out of your sight

 

MISSING serves as a standalone sequel to 2018's SEARCHING (seen, but not reviewed by me), which concerned a desperate father looking for his lost daughter while employing everything from laptops, cell phones, surveillance footage, and so forth (I've heard the descriptors "desktop" and "screenlife" thriller being used when talking about this film).  The screenwriters of that film - Will Merrick and Nick Johnson - returned to not only write MISSING, but also work behind the camera this go around, making their collective feature film directorial debuts...

Posted April 6, 2023

SHAZAM! FURY OF THE GODS

(PG-13) jjj

An undisciplined sequel that's still strong in spirit, pure in heart

 

One of the main reasons why the first SHAZAM! movie worked so well was because it not only represented a welcome and refreshing tonal shift from the darker DCEU films that predicated it, but it also contained an infectious wish-fulfillment fantasy premise of a young teen being able to magically transform into an adult super hero with powers that would rival Superman (think BIG cross morphed with comic book fiction and you kind of get the idea)...

Posted March 28, 2023

65 (PG-13) jj

The Last of Us: The Cretaceous years

65 is a weird conundrum of a science fiction thriller.  It comes from the writer/director tandem of Scott Beck and Bryan Woods (they previously and most famously co-wrote the ingenious A QUIET PLACE) and has a premise that's equal parts baffling and intriguing.  Moreover, they lay all of their cards down in terms of the screenplay's secrets early on (like...waaaaay early on) to the point where I was left wondering whether or not they could have been best left as a twisty reveal in the film's final passages...

Posted March 28, 2023

BOSTON STRANGLER (R) jj1/2

On the trail of the Phantom Fiend

BOSTON STRANGLER is a new historical crime thriller that delves into one of the most frightening mass murder sprees in U.S. history and the saga of two female journalists trying to crack the case.  Of course, the film takes its name from the fact-based perpetrator of the killing of thirteen women in the Greater Boston area in the early 60s, who managed to use various nefarious means to get his victims to allow him into their respective homes...

Posted March 28, 2023

CREED III (PG-13)  jjj

Creed 3, Rocky 0

For the first time in the CREED franchise, star Michael B. Jordan has taken a page out of Sylvester Stallone's playbook and has assumed the mantle of director, giving him a level of creative control not previously granted to him.  This seems like a logical career and series move, seeing as Stallone directed all but two of the ROCKY films that gave birth to CREED, so part of the excitement in seeing this third installment of the boxing exploits of Apollo's son is in witnessing what Jordan can do behind the camera and bring to the table here...

Posted March 18, 2023

MARLOWE (R)  jjj

A private detective with a particular set of skills

So many talented actors have played Raymond Chandler's hard-boiled detective Phillip Marlowe throughout cinematic history that it becomes rather hard to keep track of them all.  The most noteworthy and famous of the lot would easily be Humphrey Bogart in 1946's THE BIG SLEEP, but let's also not forget about Elliott Gould in 1973's THE LONG GOODBYE or Robert Mitchum twice in 1978's FAREWELL MY LOVELY and 1978's THE BIG SLEEP...

Posted March 18, 2023

ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: 

QUANTUMANIA (PG-13) jj

No franchise is too - ahem! - big to fail

The main problem with ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA is - paradoxically enough - that it's too overstuffed and...well...big for its own good and seems to forget what made the first film in the series such a refreshing and subversive delight. One of the reasons that I thought that 2015's ANT-MAN worked so well (and within the larger MCU) is that it was less concerned with slavishly continuing on massive franchise story arcs for AVENGERS films to come and instead honed in on telling an origin tale of a working class everyman hero and his small scale adventures...

Posted March 8, 2023

WE HAVE A GHOST (PG-13) jj

Neither a funny or scary haunted house flick

Part of me was looking forward to Netflix's new supernatural horror comedy WE HAVE A GHOST, mostly because it comes from writer/director Christopher Landon, who previously made the splendid time looping HAPPY DEATH DEATH, which he followed that up with the insanely silly, but insanely enjoyable sequel HAPPY DEATH DAY 2U.  His latest cross pollinated genre offering - based on the short story ERNEST by Geoff Manaugh - concerns a family that moves into a spooky looking house, discovers that a ghost is there, and then proceed to shoot footage of it and then posts it in on YouTube...

Posted March 8, 2023

WHEN YOU FINISH SAVING THE WORLD (R) jj

Not the saviors we're looking for

Very few of the characters that populate writer/director Jesse Eisenberg's coming of age dramedy WHEN YOU FINISH SAVING THE WORLD come off like real people.  His directorial debut seems filled with weirdly idiosyncratic personalities that - in their own unique way - are so off-putting and creepy in their behavior that I spent a majority of the film's 90 minute running time trying to figure out who these people were, what their purpose was in the story, and ultimately what Eisenberg was trying to say about them in the process...

Posted March 8, 2023

THE WHALE (R) jj

Requiem for a Herman Melville dream

I'll defend writer/director Darren Aronofsky by saying that he's the kind of button-pushing provocateur that can be commended for tackling subject matter and characters that arguably many other filmmakers wouldn't with a proverbial ten-foot pole.  I've always been of the decidedly love it, or leave it variety when it come to appreciating his work.  For every  masterful character study like BLACK SWAN or THE WRESTLER there have been problematic productions like his take on the Biblical story of NOAH or his too esoteric and odd for its own good MOTHER! and THE FOUNTAIN...

Posted March 8, 2023

SHARPER 

(R) jjj

Be careful who you steal from

There's a telling moment in the new thriller SHARPER that features one character informing another "If you're going to steal...steal a lot."  The film - playing now on Apple TV+ after a short theatrical engagement - tells a labyrinthine tale of a group of tightly connected people in The Big Apple royally screwing each other over - in one form or another - to gain control of one man's vast fortune.  It all sounds like pretty garden variety con artist fiction, not to mention that grifter stories of the have nots trying to rob the haves are as old as the genre...

Posted February 28, 2023

SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW (R) jj1/2

You can never really go home again

Actor turned director Dave Franco first cut his teeth behind the camera with the fairly well oiled 2020 thriller THE RENTAL, and now for his sophomore effort he's opted for something completely different with the romcom SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW, which was co-written and stars his wife in Alison Brie.  Whereas Franco's rookie picture was as a chillfest, his latest goes the more broad and silly route in telling a tale of a career minded woman that has faced recent occupational hardships, so she returns home...

Posted February 24, 2022

 

YOUR PLACE OR MINE (PG-13) jj

I chose neither place

A constant sentiment that always pops up in defense of most romcoms is that an overtly predictable ending featuring the two lead characters finally coming together to express their mutual love for one another isn't a knock against the film; it's the whole journey with these characters towards such a happily-ever-after conclusion is what counts most.  That, and if you like these two people in question then that's half the battle as well, seeing as you want to root them on to everlasting romantic bliss...

Posted February 24, 2023

KNOCK AT THE CABIN (R) jjj 

They're on a mission from Gawd!

I'm going to say something right from the get-go about KNOCK AT THE CABIN that I have not said about a M. Night Shyamalan film in over twenty years...wait for for...KNOCK AT THE CABIN is the first film from the director in a long, long, long time that has modestly evoked the finer elements of his career defining efforts of the late 90s and early 2000s. This represents a decent return to form for Shyamalan. Now, you're going to have to take that with a grain of salt, folks...

Posted February 15, 2023

ALICE, DARLING (R) jj1/2 

Treading through dangerous waters

There's probably no better example in recent memory of a single actress elevating so-so material and uneven storytelling than Anna Kendrick in the new psychological thriller ALICE, DARLING.  If you're used to seeing her in more happy-go-lucky and bubbly roles (such as in the PITCH PERFECT series) then her new film should serve as an immediate wake-up call (and perhaps reminder) of the types of serious roles that she can be superb in when given the right chance (UP IN THE AIR comes immediately to mind).  In Mary Nighy's (daughter of Bill) feature film directorial debut she plays a traumatized woman that's involved in a deeply abusive relationship...

Posted February 15, 2023

YOU PEOPLE (R) j1/2

This movie, man...

Netflix's YOU PEOPLE is a comedy of stunning and almost unfathomable awfulness that would have only been made better if my stream of it started buffering horribly from the onset and impeded my ability to make it all the way through to its end.  The film is also made all the more shameful because (a) it's trying to tackle some serious issues about modern day race relations in the most contrived and sitcom-worthy manner possible and (b) it contains some incredibly talented actors that have been proven to be funny in films before, but here wallow in one tone deaf and inexcusably hackneyed scene after another...

Posted February 9, 2023

SHOTGUN WEDDING 

(PG-13)j1/2

Josh and Jenny packing heat and not much else

The new action/comedy SHOTGUN WEDDING has a premise that should have delivered on both action and comedy, but manages to mostly fail in both respects.  The film concerns a destination wedding on a private island in the Philippines that becomes overtaken by pirates that then take all of the guests hostage and try to ransom them for $45 million, with the bride and groom being forced to go into full-on John McClane mode and save everyone.  I mean, this should have worked...right...

Posted February 9, 2022

TAR (R) jjj 

Blanchett: The masterful conductor of madness

 

I know so very little about the world of music conductors and composers, which is why I was frankly surprised to learn that writer/director Todd Field's TAR is not based on a true story.  Like...at all.  It's one of those rare breed of out-of-body pieces of escapism  that feels so lived-in and real that it must be based on a true story, right?  Miraculously, it's not.  Making a return to the director's chair after a long absence (his last film was his critically acclaimed 2006 effort LITTLE CHILDREN)...

Posted February 9, 2023

PLANE (R) jjj

Butler has fallen!

PLANE is one of the better films with an ultra bland title that I've seen in awhile.  I mean, you look at that word on the poster and it just doesn't scream out at you, does it?  But this action thriller does - sarcasm aside - boast a premise of simple economy: Gerald Butler plays a rugged and tough pilot whose plane crash lands on an island, leaving himself, the crew and passengers having to fend off blood thirsty militants that reside there...

Posted January 31, 2023

KIDS VS ALIENS (R) jj

F*%K SPACE!!!

I really, really, really wanted to like this film.  Gosh, did I ever.  I mean, it's called KIDS VS. ALIENS!  That alone drums up so many juicy possibilities, doesn't it?  And it's from writer/director Jason Eisener, whom previously made his last feature film debut way, way back in the spectacularly trashy grindhouse effort HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN, which starred the late Rutger Hauer as the titular character that was (yes) a hobo that (also yes) wielded a shotgun. ..

Posted January 31, 2023

AFTERSUN (R) jjj

Through the sands of time

I've read that writer/director Charlotte Wells based AFTERSUN (her feature film debut) on a personal moment when she was casually looking at a family photo album and noticed a particular picture of her dad that struck her for how young he looked in it.  I know precisely how she felt. I was recently flipping through photos from my own high school graduation and was kind of blown away by the thought that my own father - posing right next to me during that time - was actually the same age that I am right now...

Posted January 31, 2023

THE OLD WAY (R) j1/2 

A genre effort as old and dry as the hills

The new Western drama THE OLD WAY has a very apt title.  It's the kind of paint-by-numbers effort that utilizes just about every old and tired genre cliché imaginable and somehow tries to pawn itself off as something fresh and new.  That, and - holy crap! - this is the very first Western feature film release to star industry veteran Nicholas Cage, who has astoundingly enough (and over the course of his long 40-year career) never put on a cowboy hat and saddled up for one of these types of films...

Posted January 21, 2023

THE PALE BLUE EYE 

(R) jjj

Poe and the dark night detective

It's kind of astounding how this latest cinematic marriage between writer/director Scott Cooper and star Christian Bale - who previously teamed up to make the very good OUT OF THE FURNACE and the masterful HOSTILES - seems to by unceremoniously flying under everyone's radars and has been somewhat nonchalantly released on Netflix.  Their latest endeavor is the chilling murder mystery period thriller THE PALE BLUE EYE (based on Louis Bayard's 2003 novel of the same name) and it contains a deeply tantalizing premise...

Posted January 21, 2023

BABYLON (R) jjjj

The hardcore Roaring Twenties

I can't think of another film in recent memory that comes out audaciously swinging for the fences the way that Damien Chazelle's BABYLON does, which careens down its significant three-hour-plus running time like a beguiling and endlessly energized fever dream that doesn't seem to let up.  Chazelle made a name for himself with his rookie debut effort in WHIPLASH and then later followed that up with his Oscar winning musical LA LA LAND (which netted him a very deserving Academy Award for Best Director, the youngest to ever win).  Then came his masterfully helmed FIRST MAN...

Posted January 14, 2023

THE MENU (R) jjj1/2

A full course meal of hilarity and depravity

I love it when films eviscerate their targets with a reckless abandon, and that's precisely what director Mark Mylod's THE MENU does to such darkly delicious effect.  The film - his first in over a decade - has its crosshairs honed in on multiple targets, most specifically the disgustingly rich elite, the pompous critic (hey now!), social media celebrities, the obsessive meticulousness of the gourmet food world, and the equally fanatical foodies that prop up master chefs to an unhealthy pillar of hero worship...

Posted January 14, 2023

WHITE NOISE 

(R) jj1/2

Don't look up!

Even though that I have not read it myself, there has been ample discussion over the years about Don DeLillo's 1985 absurdist novel WHITE NOISE being completely unfilmable.  After watching writer/director Noah Baumbach's committed, but ultimately meandering and unwieldy Netflix produced film adaptation I can easily see why.  The source material is certainly ambitious in its tone and scope, and appropriating such work for silver screen consumption is - no doubt - an unenviable and commendable task in its own right...

Posted January 14, 2023

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY 

(PG-13) jjjj

Oh fiddlesticks...another murder

There's a moment deep into GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY when writer/director Rian Johnson engages in multiple levels of devilish misdirection.  And it's pretty ingenious in the manner that it radically changes the perspective that audiences have for not only the murder suspects (this is, after all, a murder mystery), but also for the sleuth himself in Benoit Blanc, played once again with unbridled enthusiasm and a mischievous edge by Daniel Craig...

Posted January 4, 2023

HALLOWEEN ENDS (R) jj1/2

Stay dead, please...

I will say this for HALLOWEEN ENDS in terms of opening this review on a positive: This third film in the semi-self-contained trilogy set in the same universe of the iconic John Carpenter directed slasher original from 1978 shows co-writer and director David Gordon Green taking some ballsy creative risks with the storyline established in 2018's sort of sequel/sort of reboot entry.  That's good. Compared directly to 2021's laughably awful HALLOWEEN KILLS (an installment made with technical proficiency, yes, but one that was fundamentally awful on a storytelling and thematic front)...

Posted January 4, 2023

AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER

(PG-13) jjj

The blue Pandora lagoon

Over ten years ago I wrote an article about the most influential films of the past quarter of a century and I put the then relatively new AVATAR on it.  I remember seeing James Cameron's decade-in-development sci-fi action epic in cinemas way, way back in 2009 and was firm in my belief that it represented the most seismic change in movie making since George Lucas' original STAR WARS.  Marrying state of the art and unheard of performance capture technology with simple storytelling, AVATAR showed that what was once thought impossible was now possible...

Posted December 26, 2022

THE FABELMANS (PG-13) jjj

They say you want to be a picture maker...

I remember when I was five-years-old and my father took me to biggest cinema that Saskatoon had to offer so I could watch the original STAR WARS for the first time.  When I sat in that movie palace I felt like I was on hallowed ground.  The curtains rose (they don't do that in multiplexes anymore!), John Williams' opening fanfare blasted out of the sound system, and then that staggeringly awe-inspiring opening shot came with that tiny Rebel cruiser attempting to flee from the Empire's unfathomably long Star Destroyer in hot pursuit.  For the first time in my life I felt transported to a different time and place and forgot I was in a theater...

Posted December 26, 2022

GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S PINOCCHIO 

(PG) jjjj

How to be a real boy in fascist Italy...

One thing came to mind all throughout my screening of ( to quote its fill title) GUILLERMO DEL TORO'S PINOCCHIO:  Man, this is more like it!  I say this after experiencing the other PINOCCHIO adaptation that also came this year from director Robert Zemeckis and star Tom Hanks, who combined their not-so-inconsiderable-talents together to make yet another on a long list of creative lazy and bankrupt live action updates of cherished Disney animated classics...

Posted December 22, 2022

EMANCIPATION 

(R) jjj

A runaway slave, a photo, and a damning legacy

The new Apple Original Film EMANCIPATION finds its inspiration in a photograph of a man known as "Whipped Peter", a runaway slave from a Civil War era Louisiana plantation that managed to free himself from his captors and survived miles upon miles of oppressive swamps to reach a Union stronghold in Baton Rogue.  While he was there a photo of him was taken, with a heavy emphasis on his horrifically scarred back, which was whipped so badly that it looked like coarse leather...

Posted December 22, 2022

CLERKS III (R) jj1/2 

I assure you...they should be closed

In many respects, I've grown up in real time with Randal Graves and Dante Hicks, who both began their movie lives in minimum wage convenience store hell in writer/director Kevin Smith's CLERKS.  That 1994 micro budgeted and grainy black and white shot indie personally spoke to me all those years ago because - like the two main slacker characters that dominated it - I was the same age at the time and worked at a low rent mom and pop video store.  I felt that, yes, this was a film made directly for me....

Posted December 22, 2022

MY FATHER'S DRAGON (PG) jjj1/2

Boris the magic dragon...lives by the sea...

The Netflix produced Irish-American animated fantasy MY FATHER'S DRAGON is another entry on an already bravura list of works from Cartoon Saloon, who recently made the masterful WOLFWALKERS (that proudly made my list of the TEN BEST FILMS of 2020).  Featuring some absolutely gorgeous 2D animation (which is, sadly enough, a slowly dying art form as far as movie releases go), hypnotic and dreamlike imagery, and powerful themes of friendship, bravery, and tackling the fear of the unknown...

Posted December 15, 2022

PEARL (R) jjj1/2

A killer star is born

I can't honestly remember the last time two horror franchise installments - the first being a relative standalone entry and the second being a prequel to it - came out in the same calendar year and just several months apart.  Writer/director Ti West's PEARL serves as a prequel to his very own X, which came out earlier in 2022 and was a 1970s period specific slasher that I described - looking back on my fond review of it -  as FRIDAY THE 13TH meets BOOGIE NIGHTS with a healthy dosage of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE thrown in for good measure....

Posted December 15, 2022

THE WONDER 

(R) jjj

Don't worry, darlings, this is the Pugh film to watch

Florence Pugh appeared in DON'T WORRY DARLING earlier this past fall, a high concept sci-fi drama that was arguably most memorable because of its scandalous behind the scenes drama at the Venice International Film Festival.  Regardless of the online chatter involving the stars of the film and their feuding ways, Pugh held that wonky production confidently together on the strength of her performance alone.  Without her, Olivia Wilde's sophomore effort would have been a real endurance test to sit through...

Posted December 9, 2022

CAUSEWAY 

(R) jjj1/2

Coming home

I remember watching WINTER'S BONE over a decade ago starring a then completely unknown Jennifer Lawrence and I knew at the time that this actress had that ethereal it factor and was going to be a major force in the industry to come.  Not only did she nab her first of multiple Oscar nominations for that drama at the young age of 20, but her effortlessly natural and low key performance helped to pave the way for her superlative career to come, which culminated in a very deserving Academy Award win for Best Supporting Actress for 2012's SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK...

Posted December 9, 2022

BLACK PANTHER: 

WAKANDA FOREVER 

(PG-13) jj

T'Challa is gone and not forgotten, but is sorely missed

I don't envy the position of the makers of BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER.  Not one bit.  Imagine trying to make a sequel to not only one of the most popular MCU films - and films period - of all time (the 2018 super hero epic emerged as the seventh highest grossing film domestically ever), but one that was also a pioneering watershed event picture for the genre and industry as a whole...and you must do so without the lead actor playing the titular character because he tragically died far too young in real life...

Posted December 2, 2022

SPIRITED 

(PG-13) j1/2

A lump of coal in your Christmas movie stocking

It's highly fitting that Apple's new Yuletide musical comedy SPIRITED co-stars Will Ferrell, because this is seriously the Ron Burgundy of Charles Dickens adaptations.  This umpteenth version of A CHRISTMAS CAROLE seems to be - throughout its punishingly long 120-plus minutes - screaming at viewers, "Hey Everyone, come and see how good I look!  Come and see how hard I'm trying to make you laugh and entertain you!!!"

Posted December 2, 2022

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN

(R) jjjj

A tale of fractured friendship that has no time for dullness

Writer/director Martin McDonagh's THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN manages to cut so emotionally deep despite its simple, but ghastly premise.  It's the kind of film where everything - even very early on -  just seems to click into place.  Everything from the direction to the performances to its evocation of a time from a century ago is in perfect synch with one another and is executed to a masterful level.  That, and THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN represents a triumphant reunion picture for McDonagh and his stars Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrell...

Posted November 23, 2022

A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS 

(PG) jjj

It's a major award...I mean sequel!

I'm struggling to recall a holiday season when A CHRISTMAS STORY was not a part of my yearly must-watch tradition.  Directed with a loving eye by Bob Clark (wait a minute, didn't he also make PORKY'S?!) and scripted (and narrated) by Jean Shepherd (based on his own semi-fictional anecdotes from his wonderfully titled 1966 book IN GOD WE TRUST: ALL OTHERS PAY CASH), this 1983 Yuletide classic has been seen by me countless times over the decades (maybe 25...or perhaps 30-plus...I've lost track), almost as much as I've seen IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE...

Posted November 23, 2022

ENOLA HOLMES 2 (PG-13) jjj

Tis I...again!

It would be deceptively easy to dismiss the first ENOLA HOLMES and its new sequel as just sassy and inconsequential young adult themed Nancy Drew-ian mystery yarns (and they are certainly that, to a small degree).  But they also put a viewfinder on the gender and class norms of Victorian England and how vast and unhealthy inequities existed within them.  I enjoyed the first Netflix produced ENOLA HOLMES romp, mostly because it had a clever spin on classic Sherlock Holmes mythology...

Posted November 13, 2022

CONFESS, FLETCH (R) jjj

Welcome back, Irwin Fletcher

There was a time when I thought that I'd never see another cinematic adventure featuring Gregory MacDonald's literary creation of the smoothly sarcastic investigative reporter Irwin Maurice "Fletch" Fletcher.  The mystery writer penned eleven Fletch novels in total, and despite the character's popularity there have only been two films based on them, 1985's FLETCH (which was taken from the first novel and featured, for my money, star Chevy Chase's greatest role and performance) and the sequel four years later in FLETCH LIVES (easily the lesser of the two and not based on any of MacDonald's previous work)...

Posted November 13, 2022

BARBARIAN (R) jjj

Someone didn't check the reviews for this Airbnb

Writer/director Zach Cregger's BARBARIAN (marking his feature film debut) is the kind of spine-tingling and sensationally effective (at least early on) horror film that seems to write itself into a corner in its latter stages and is ultimately unsure as to how it really wants to conclude its truly grisly storyline.  I will say this with supreme confidence, though: The first 45 or so minutes of this chilling low budget $5 million scarefest are about as pitch perfectly executed as anything that I've seen - regardless of genre - all year...

Posted November 9, 2022

WENDELL AND WILD (PG)  jj1/2

Too hellishly wild and unwieldy

Netflix's  WENDELL & WILD features a pretty damn great creative partnership in celebrated stop motion animation director Henry Selick (who previously and most famously made THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH, and CORALINE) and producer/co-writer Jordan Peele (who also appears in voice form with his long-time comedic partner in crime in Keegan Michael Key).  That, and this is Selick's very first animated feature behind the camera since 2009...

Posted November 9, 2022

BODIES BODIES BODIES

(R) jj1/2

OH MY GAWD...so many bodies!

BODIES BODIES BODIES has been frequently described as a "Gen Z horror movie."  That's sort of right, but not really entirely in tune with its marketing, which seemed to go out of its way to label it as a slasher horror flick.  There are elements of that genre in director Halina Reijin's English language feature film debut, to be sure, but this avant-garde indie veteran seems more in tune with making this film more of an Agatha Christie whodunit and a psychological study of friendship circles...

Posted November 3, 2022

RAYMOND & RAY 

(R) jjj1/2

Everybody loves the Raymonds

The new Apple Original Film RAYMOND & RAY has a premise that's about as odd as its title.  This Rodrigo Garcia comedy-drama deals with two half brothers - named, yup, Raymond and Ray - that have to attend the funeral of their long estranged and abusive father, a man who apparently took devilish relish in tormenting his sons while alive (he gave them both the same name as an early insulting kick to the old baby makers) and now - via some bizarre will requirements - has found a manner of pushing their already sensitive buttons from the grave...

Posted November 3, 2022

BLACK ADAM (PG-13) jj1/2

Do you smell what Teth Adam is cookin'?

It's staggering to consider that one of the fundamental problems with BLACK ADAM - the latest DC Comics inspired blockbuster, based on the Otto Binder and C.C. Beck created character of the same name from way back in 1945 - is not a messy and convoluted origin tale, assaultive CGI overload, a jam packed story with too many characters jockeying for attention, or lazily adhering to genre troupes, but rather that it utterly squanders its lead star's natural and effortless on-screen charm in the titular role...

Posted October 28, 2022

FALL (PG-13) jj

Worst. YouTube livestream.  Evvvver

FALL is a new outdoor survival thriller that contains a premise as economical as they come: Two women climb a 2000 foot tall radio tower and get stranded when they reach the top and have no apparent way down. Yikes. The genre itself has exploited the most widespread of human phobias to great effect, and if you're afraid of heights then FALL will be almost unendurable to sit through.  As a person that's not afraid of heights, I found myself less frightened by the height that these poor souls are trapped at with no where to go and more by the notion that they have zero options to climb down from said height and that no outside help is reachable for them...

Posted October 26, 2022

THE BLACK PHONE (R) jjj1/2

Sinister calls from beyond the grave!

It seems that Disney's loss was the horror film world's gain with Scott Derrickson's THE BLACK PHONE, a stupendously well oiled and intensely thrilling new supernatural horror film.  The writer/director may be familiar to super hero film fans for his work on the first DOCTOR STRANGE solo entry for the MCU, but hopes of him returning for the sequel were crushed when he abruptly left the production due to creative differences, leaving THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS being helmed by Sam Raimi instead...

Posted October 26, 2022

AMSTERDAM (R) jj1/2

A period murder mystery caper that's all dressed up with no place to go

Let's get one thing out of the way right from the get-go: AMSTERDAM is stacked. Like...really stacked. We got writer/director David O. Russell - making his first feature film in seven years after previously scoring large critical splashes with THE FIGHTER, AMERICAN HUSTLE, and SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK.  We got an all-star cast of A-listers that includes (takes a deep breath) Christian Bale, Margot Robbie, John David Washington, Robert De Niro, Michael Shannon, Andrea Riseborough, Rami Malek, Zoe Saldana and - holy crap! - SNL alumni Chris Rock and Mike Myers...

Posted October 18, 2022

DON'T WORRY DARLING

(R) jj

Strange things are afoot in this Pleasantville-styled town

Olivia Wilde's sophomore directorial effort DON'T WORRY DARLING has arguably gained - for better or worse...mostly for the worse - more unhealthy exposure and notoriety for the infamous behind the scenes drama that plagued its showing during last month's Venice International Film Festival, where evidence of one lead actor spitting on another during the premiere reared up as well as distracting gossip about the toxic working relationship between Wilde and her leading lady on set.  It was the entire talk of social media and with very little discourse being done as to the quality of the film itself...

Posted October 18, 2022

BLONDE (NC-17)  j1/2

Goodbye, Norma Jean...

Netflix's NC-17 rated BLONDE professes to be about Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe - or, at least a fictionalized version of her life and times, based on the novel of the same name by Joyce Carol Oates - but I don't see much of a thoughtful celebration/examination of this troubled celebrity's life at all.  No, director Andrew Dominik - who previously made one of the most atmospheric and underrated films of the 2000s in THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES BY THE COWARD ROBERT FORD - has made a film that seems fetishistically obsessed with showing every possible manner that Monroe suffered...

Posted October 11, 2022

THE GREATEST BEER RUN EVER 

(PG-13) jjj

Wait...he did what-now in Vietnam???

Hey, did you hear the one about the crazy New Yorker that decided to sneak his way into the Vietnam War in order to bring his fellow besties that were serving in the military there some well earned brewskies?  If this was the premise for any fictional film then I would have never been able to take it seriously...at all.  But director Peter Farrelly's very aptly titled THE GREATEST BEER RUN EVER (his first film since his Best Picture winning GREEN BOOK) is indeed based on the very difficult to swallow, but very true story of John "Chickie" Donahue...

Posted October 11, 2022

THE WOMAN KING (R) jjj1/2

All hail Viola Davis!

Gina Prince-Bythewood's THE WOMAN KING is an ultra rare historical swords and sandal epic that digs into 19th Century West Africa and concerns an all-female warrior squadron.  These warriors in question were the Agojie that protected the kingdom of Dahomey during the 1700s through 1800s (the film focuses squarely on the latter century).  They're one of the very few documented female armies in recorded history, and something that even I (with my history degree) was not altogether familiar with heading into THE WOMAN KING...

Posted October 7, 2022

EMILY THE CRIMINAL

(R) jjj

Plaza the hustler

EMILY THE CRIMINAL serves triple threat duty as a crime drama, an expose of the haves and the have nots, and a searing character study of how one lone woman turns to theft as a way to get an upper hand her own crushing financial instability in the world.  To say that this John Patton Ford written and directed feature film debut is nihilistic about many of our modern day economic woes would be a grand understatement...

Posted October 7, 2022

DC LAND OF THE SUPER PETS

(PG) jjj

Man of Steel and his Dog of Steel

I've always enjoyed tantalizing what if scenarios in super hero comics.  Like, for example, what if Superman's pet dog from Krypton actually accompanied him on his spacecraft as it blasted free from the doomed planet and grew up with him on his new home on Earth?  What would having a canine with all of the powers of the Man of Steel be like...for the Man of Steel?  The new computer animated film DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS dives head first into this more bizarre, but oddly charming subculture of comic books...

Posted October 7, 2022

THREE THOUSAND YEARS OF LONGING

(R) jjjj

Be careful what you wish for

George Miller's THREE THOUSAND YEARS OF LONGING - his first film since his multiple Oscar winning MAD MAX: FURY ROAD - is a wondrously ambitious, stylistically audacious, and dramatically potent romantic fantasy that taps into a story concerning love, myth, and the desire for connection.  The fact that Miller has made a film with an extraordinary visual density should come of no surprise whatsoever - his last MAD MAX sequel was arguably one of the finest engineered action blockbusters of all time...

Posted September 29, 2022

DO REVENGE 

(PG-13) jjj

Dirty working mean girls

Netflix's new coming of age comedy DO REVENGE is a surprisingly sly and darkly amusing take on...revenge.  It's the kind of film that really wears its cinematic influences on its sleeve and isn't ashamed to show it to viewers.  It's kind of like MEAN GIRLS meets DIRTY WORK meets CLUELESS with a dash of HEATHERS thrown in for good measure...

Posted September 29, 2022

PINOCCHIO (PG) j

Wooden toy turned real boy that's barely in a real film

The more I thought about Disney’s live action PINOCCHIO remake after streaming it (it ain't playing in cinemas, folks!) the more frustrated I got. The original 1940 classic - just Disney's second animated feature ever at that point - remains an untouchable classic and a masterstroke work that was then unparalleled for its pioneering artistry...

Posted September 20, 2022

  

 

 

 

WHERE THE CRAWDADS SING

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METAL LORDS 

(R) jjj1/2

 

I LOVE MY DAD

(R) jjj

 

SAMARITAN

(PG-13) jj

 

ME TIME 

(R) j1/2

 

BEAST  

(R) jjj

 

RESURRECTION  

(R) jjj

 

DAY SHIFT 

(R) jj1/2

 

THIRTEEN LIVES

(PG-13) jj1/2

 

PREY  

(R) jjj1/2

 

BULLET TRAIN 

(R) jj

 

LIGHTYEAR  

(PG) jjj

 

THE FORGIVEN

(Unrated) jjj

 

MEN 

(R) jj1/2

 

NOPE 

(R) jj1/2

 

THE GRAY MAN 

(PG-13) jj

 

THE SEA BEAST

(PG) jjj1/2

 

THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER

(PG-13) j1/2

 

DUAL 

(R) jjj

 

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE 

(R) jjj

 

GOOD LUCK TO YOU, LEO GRANDE (R) jjj1/2

 

ELVIS  

(PG-13) jjj1/2

 

THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT 

(R) jjj1/2

 

SPIDERHEAD

(R) jj1/2

 

THE MAN FROM TORONTO

(R) j1/2

 

FATHER STU  

(R) jjj

 

JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION

(PG-13) j1/2

 

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2

(PG) jjj

 

INTERCEPTOR

(Unrated) jjj

 

HUSTLE 

(R) jjj

 

FANTASTIC BEASTS:

THE SECRETS OF DUMBLEDORE

(PG-13) jj

 

TOP GUN: MAVERICK

(PG-13) jjj

 

THE LOST CITY

(PG-13) jjj

 

EMERGENCY

(R) jjj

 

MEMORY 

(PG-13) jj1/2

 

MARRY ME 

(PG-13) jj

 

DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS

(PG-13) jj1/2

 

DOG

(PG-13) jjj

 

THE DESPERATE HOUR

(PG-13) jj

 

THE CONTRACTOR

(R) jj

 

THE NORTHMAN 

(R) jjj1/2

 

THE KING'S DAUGHTER

(PG) j

 

X 

(R) jjj

 

NITRAM 

(Unrated)

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APOLLO 10 1/2

A  SPACE AGE CHILDHOOD 

(PG-13)

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AMBULANCE  

(R) j1/2

 

MORBIUS 

(PG-13) jj1/2

 

ALL THE OLD KNIVES

(R) jjj

 

MOONFALL 

(PG-13) zero stars

 

THE BUBBLE 

(R) j1/2

 

THE 355 

(PG-13) jj

 

LUCKY AND DESI 

(Unrated)

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DEEP WATER 

(R) jj1/2

 

WINDFALL 

(R) jjj

 

BLACKLIGHT 

(R) j1/2

 

THE ADAM PROJECT 

(PG-13) jj1/2

 

THE BATMAN 

(PG-13) jjj

 

AGAINST THE ICE 

(R) jjj1/2

 

SCREAM 

(R) jj

 

I WANT YOU BACK 

 

(R) jjj

 

UNCHARTED 

(PG-13) jjj

 

FISTFUL OF VENGEANCE 

(R) j

 

LICORICE PIZZA 

(R) jjj

 

DEATH ON THE NILE

(PG-13) jjj

 

THE FALLOUT

(R) jjjj

KIMI

(R) jjj1/2

THE REQUIN 

(R) j

 

CLEAN  

(Unrated) j1/2 

 

ITALIAN STUDIES

(Unrated) jj1/2

 

SEE FOR ME  

(Unrated) jjj

 

MUNICH: THE EDGE OF WAR 

(PG-13) jjj

 

THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH

(R) jjj1/2

 

THE TENDER BAR 

(R) jjj

 

SPENCER  

(R) jj

 

THE FRENCH DISPATCH

(R) jjj

 

DON'T LOOK UP 

(R) jj1/2

 

BEING THE RICARDOS

(R) jjj

 

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 

(PG-13) jj1/2 

 

THE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS 

(R) jjj

 

BELFAST 

(PG-13) 

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WEST SIDE STORY 

(PG-13) jjj1/2

 

ROCKY IV: 

ROCKY VS. DRAGO -  

ULTIMATE DIRECTOR'S CUT 

(PG-13) jj1/2

 

THE POWER OF THE DOG 

(PG-13) jjjj

 

DEAR EVAN HANSEN

(PG-13) j

 

tick...tick...BOOM! 

(PG-13) jjj

 

HOUSE OF GUCCI

(R) jj1/2

 

GHOSTBUSTERS: 

AFTERLIFE

(PG-13) jjj

 

HALLOWEEN KILLS 

(R) j1/2

 

RED NOTICE 

(PG-13) j

 

PASSING 

(PG-13) jjj1/2

 

THE ETERNALS

(PG-13) jj

 

THE HARDER THEY FALL 

(R) jjj1/2

 

LAST NIGHT IN SOHO

(R) jj1/2

 

ARMY OF THIEVES

(R) jjj

 

FINCH 

 

(PG-13) 

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DUNE  

(PG-13) jjj

 

DON'T BREATHE 2 

(R) jj1/2

 

THE LAST DUEL  

(R) jjj1/2

 

ESCAPE ROOM: TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS

(PG-13) j

 

NO TIME TO DIE (PG-13) jj1/2

 

SNAKE EYES: G.I. JOE ORIGINS

(PG-13) j

 

VENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE 

(PG-13) j1/2

 

THE CARD COUNTER

(R) jjjj

 

THE GUILTY

(R) jjj1/2

 

THE FOREVER PURGE 

(R) jj1/2

 

TIL DEATH 

(R) jjj

 

PRISONERS OF THE GHOSTLAND

(R) jj1/2

 

IN THE HEIGHTS  

(PG-13) jjj1/2

 

SHANG CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS  

(PG-13)

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THE COLONY  

(PG-13)  

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INFINITE  

(PG-13) j1/2

 

KATE 

(PG-13) jj

 

DEMONIC  

(R) j1/2

 

CRUELLA  

(PG-13) jj

 

HITMAN'S WIFE'S BODYGUARD

(R) 1/2j

 

THE GREEN KNIGHT (R) jjjj

 

SWEET GIRL

(PG-13) jj

 

THOSE WHO WISH ME DEAD 

(R) jj

 

FREE GUY  

(PG-13) jj

 

CODA 

(PG-13) 

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SUICIDE SQUAD  

(R) jjj

 

BECKETT  

(R) jj

 

VAL 

(R) jjj1/2

 

JUNGLE CRUISE  

(PG-13) jj1/2

 

F9  

(PG-13)

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PIG  

(R) jjjj

 

JOLT (R) j1/2

 

GUNPOWDER MILKSHAKE 

(R) jj